What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a daisy?
A colli-flower.
Why is a barn so noisy?
All the cows have horns.
What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global Worming.
How well is your garden growing?
Only thyme will tell.
What did the banana do when it saw the monkeys?
Split.
"You'll never get me up in one of those!" declared the caterpillar to the butterfly.
Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?
Because he was a rotten apple.
